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a few blond jokes! 13 Replies
Last post by Gemmah
on Thursday, 14th August 2008, 9:53am
A blonde and a brunette are driving down the highway in a convertible. The brunette knows that she's speeding so she asks the blonde if there's a cop behind them. The blonde looks behind her and sees a cop and tells the brunette. The brunette then asks if his he's got his lights on. The blonde replies "Yes...No...Yes...No...Yes...No"




A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!




A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."



Posted by **kimbob-typical blonde** on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:07pm
the 'blondes are dumb' jokes...so typical
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:08pm
hope these don't offend any blondes out there!
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:09pm
lmao, so glad im brunette
Posted by Nicky. (Site Admin) on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:09pm
I'm glad I'm dark-haired too! Love my natural colour!
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:10pm
lol its cool im a blonde (n a very tyoical one too) haha i dnt get offended by these i find them quite funni lol
Posted by **kimbob-typical blonde** on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:10pm
mines natural too

*hides dye boxes* pml
Posted by Nicky. (Site Admin) on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:11pm
lol!
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:12pm
lmao
Posted by **kimbob-typical blonde** on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:12pm
Hee hee!
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:19pm
id rather b a fake blond than a real blond, actualli no i wouldnt coz then i cud blame my blonde moments on hair dye hehe
Posted by **kimbob-typical blonde** on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:46pm
n dat dnt work as well as sayin oh well im blond hehe
Posted by **kimbob-typical blonde** on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 12:46pm
Posted by jessicaace on Tuesday, 27th February 2007, 2:22pm
well im blonde and i dont give a sh*t
Posted by Gemmah on Thursday, 14th August 2008, 9:53am

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